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                        <h2>X has been evading scientists for many an age. Not a lot is known about what it is or where it originates from. We know for certain that it has the characteristics of being damp, annoying and as I have previously specified; elusive.<br><br>

The four main theories as to the cause of X are as follows:<br><br><br>

<br>ANGLICAN CREATIONIST THEORY<br><br>

The Anglican Theory states that X is an artificial phenomenon devised in England. According to this highly scientific and reliable theory, X was devised around 1812 by the British using Cats and Dogs in order to hold off the damn Americans invading Canada from the south. This was later stopped due to its clumsiness and later replaced by the now-prevalent water-acid variant, which seems to be more effective.<br><br>

<br>AFTERMATH BIBICAL THEORY<br><br>

Most of those who do not trail the Anglican Theory choose to consider that X is just surplus runoff from the Great Flood. When challenged with the fact that the remaining Great Floodwater was on land, and that X comes from the sky, the Biblical Theorists refute by claiming that science has got it wrong and that groundwater can indeed pour out of the sky and that one just needs some more faith.<br>

<br>NEGLECTION THEORY OF BURT BACHARACH<br><br>

This theory has grown in fame over the last 50 years. Its main hypothesis is that the Sun is sleeping on the job and the supporters of this theory do not like the way it has gotten things done. Whether this explains the reason why XY keep falling on your head (and indeed on my head) remains to be ascertained. As of the Eleventeenth of Never, the general accord is that the X they send to greet us will not, in fact, defeat us.<br><br>

<br>GOD JUST FEELS LIKE CRAP<br><br>

Every so often, as the theory goes, God looks down upon his creation and goes, "Oh my friggin’ me, what in my name have I done?" The X is his tears. Many of God's Justists claim that this, and indeed everything else ever thought of, is completely, utterly, entirely true, although they were later discovered to be double-dealing.<br><br>

To continue: Although He is often looking at the United States when He says this, the continual gyration of the Earth causes most of the teary X to fall to the west on the innocent places like Ketchikan and British Columbia instead. Thanks for that, guys.<br><br>

Bergen in Norway is the center of X in the world. The yearly average is 489 days of X. Bergen has reflected on setting up a scheme to export its X. Bergen contracted out this problem to Trondheim about 30 years ago. It is projected by 31322 (based on very scientific calculations) Trondheim will finally understand the question.<br><br>
 
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